Carl Pickens is most definitely NOT in my Happiness Hall of Fame, nor do I suspect he is in anybody else's. The "Dude with the Tude," as my friend Austin Murphy called him in the pages of Sports Illustrated, back when Pickens was still in college, was one of the biggest pains in the butt imaginable. You might have heard of "The Carl Pickens Clause," which the Cincinnati Bengals still put in contracts to deny bonuses to players who criticize the team.