Tweet tweet. Matt Williams to Junkies on Papelbon: "He's our closer. He's the one that closes the game." — Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) September 2, 2015 A few years ago -- OK, maybe more than a few years ago -- Margo and I got married, and we got these really nice crystal glasses. I guess they're called "stemware." We like these glasses. They're pretty. When we bring them out, people will inevitably say, "Oh, I love your glasses."