OK, this was supposed to be a long essay about Baker Mayfield and his time with the Cleveland Browns. That essay is written, and was being edited, when…
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Pittsburgh 26, Browns 14 Summary: !#@$$%#%. The key moment: !$@$#^#^@%$. Happiness level (scale of 1-to-10): 0. That was one of the worst regular-season…
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So I have an idea about what this Cleveland Browns Diary will become — we’ll get to that in a moment — but first we should probably tie a bow on my 50…
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CHICAGO — OK, let’s start here: A few minutes before kickoff between the Chicago Bears and Houston Texans at Soldier Field on Sunday, there was this…
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So … the Bengals didn’t take. After five minutes, I already knew … look, I like Joe Burrow, and I worked in Cincinnati for a while, and one of my best…
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Browns 41, Cincinnati 16 Summary: As bad as last week’s game against Pittsburgh was … that’s how good this game against the Bengals was. The key moment…
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Packers 24, Browns 22 Summary: Inaccurate passing, curious play calling and terrible officiating … The key moment: I suppose it was the missed pass…
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Baltimore 16, Browns 10 Summary: Something between a tooth extraction and a colonoscopy. The key moment: I guess it’s that moment in the third quarter…
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Patriots 45, Cleveland 7 Summary: Summary of what? I don’t even know what you’re talking about. The key moment: I’m glad you asked about this. Last…
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OK, let’s start this one off with a new feature available here at JoeBlogs — a poll! Yes, Substack now gives me the option to put polls on here. That’s…
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Browns 21, Cincinnati 16 Summary: Who cares? The key moment: When the NFL decided to add a meaningless 17th game to this frustrating season. Happiness…
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Pittsburgh 15, Browns 10 Summary: That’s about as bad as it gets. The key moment: I don’t want to think about it. Happiness level (scale of 1-to-10): 1…
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