Arizona 37, Browns 14
Summary: Disaster.
The key moment: It was either the moment the Browns ruled out Nick Chubb, Jack Conklin and Jedrick Wills Jr., or Jan. 8, 1967, the day I was born in Cleveland, Ohio.
Happiness level (scale of 1-to-10): 1. I’m not sure it can get much worse than this. I hope not.