Two homers: A Schur Thing

We're at 34 games and it wasn't even close

Let me say up front that this is going to be a little bit different than the first 4,394,537 stories in the series. Yes, of course, we’ll go over all the two-homer hitters — there were six of them — because this is my life and my haunted destiny.

But Saturday night our pal Mike Schur was color commentator with Jason Benetti for the Angels-White Sox game.…