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The Worst Offense in Baseball

The Worst Offense in Baseball

May 04, 2022
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Our intrepid editor Larry just sent me a breakdown of the Arizona Diamondbacks lineup. It’s quite impressive.

  1. Cooper Hummel, LF, .180 batting average

  2. Jordan Luplow, DH, .238

  3. Ketel Marte, 2B, .156

  4. Christian Walker, 1B, .163

  5. Carson Kelly, C, .105

  6. Daulton Varsho, CF, .232

  7. Nick Ahmed, SS, .258

  8. Pavin Smith, RF, .258

  9. Sergio Alcántara, 3B, .160

That’s, uh, something is…

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