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The HP Diet, Week 5: The Scale

The HP Diet, Week 5: The Scale

Sep 11, 2018
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Fifth installment of "Harry Potter Diet" series.

We got a new scale. It's pretty fancy -- it's a Garmin and it supposedly measures all sorts of stuff beyond weight, such as percentage of body fat, water weight, skeletal muscle mass, BMI, cholesterol level, blood pressure, sense of humor, favorite Spice Girl, how many days it's been since you stubbed your…

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