Thanks to Alan Sepinwall for screen-capturing this awesome chart from Michael Schur's new show "The Good Place." The chart refers to the afterlife points you accumulate (and lose) for doing good and bad things during your your life.
You will notice in the middle the joke dedicated to me, and I love it, but my favorite joke by far is in smaller type. If you have listened to any PosCasts or know anything at all about Michael, you'll find it right away.*
*Hint, it's not the Yankees joke, though that too is wonderful.