Smite the GoT Petition

For days, my wife Margo has been telling me how much she is enjoying this final season of Game of Thrones. Because I do not watch Game of Thrones, this has meant absolutely nothing to me. So I asked her to write down her thoughts. Many spoilers follow.

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Dear Fellow Game of Thrones Brethren, those disheartened souls who have penned their petition for…