Live from the Washington Pen Show

So there is now a way for me to write posts live from my phone. My first thought on this new technology was … why in the world would I do that? And maybe that was the right way to think about it. This post is GUARANTEED to have about a million misspellings and grammatical crimes.

BUT, I am here at the Washington DC Pen Supershow, I am giddy about it, and…