"It's the Cleveland Browns When they're Siped up, you can't shut 'em down Take your tranquilizers, pop your beer-can lids It's the Kardiac Kids." That is the chorus of a novelty song from my childhood, a song called "The Kardiac Kids," by Messenger. It came out in Cleveland in 1980 when the Browns had a semi-magical season, and I probably hear that chorus in my head once or twice a month. It's like that gum commercial in "Inside Out." I expect to hear it in my head for the rest of my life.