Bye Bye Balboni

Well, the time is upon us. Kansas City's Mike Moustakas has 35 home runs which means he is on the verge of finally, finally, finally, finally breaking the most absurd record in baseball today.

He -- God willing -- will soon break the Kansas City's home run record of 36 ... held by Steve Balboni for 32 years.

Yeah, that's 36 homers for a WHOLE SEASON.

I wen…