Bonus: I Can't Stop Thinking About the Reds

I am so in on the Cincinnati Reds right now that I can barely function as a human being. It’s truly unhinged. Just a little bit more than two weeks ago, they were as uninteresting to me as any team in baseball — any team in sports. On Sunday, June 4, the Reds lost to the Brewers 5-1, and their starting lineup was as follows:

1. Kevin “Hello” Newman, dh

2. Matt …