A few birthday thoughts

Today is my 47th birthday which is really strange since last year I turned 20. I thought I was 17 for this story but brilliant reader Michael reminded me that this was in 1987, so I was 20 and in college (but still living at home). I was confusing two different stories. So maybe I really am 47. I seem to be forgetting everything.

Anyway, I was 20 years o…