48 Lessons From 48 Years

Here is the sum total of what I have learned in my first 48 years:

1. It's "shovel pass" not shuffle and certainly not shuttle.

2. Abracadabra does not rhyme with "reach out and grab ya." (And don't get me started on "Texas" and "Facts is.”)

3. The proper time to go for 2 is almost never.

4. The proper time to intentionally walk someone is almost never.

5. W…